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That is the seven-year figure. The FTC put consumer redress in the Amazon settlement at up to $1.5 billion, covering an estimated 35 million people, for a membership priced at $14.99 a month. The flow allegedly ran from 2016 to April 2023. The agency sued in June 2023.
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One confirmation exists so an accidental click doesn't count. That's the honest answer to "what if someone taps it by mistake," and it's click two, not click six.

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Part Two complete
Congratulations, you canceled in two clicks.
That is the whole solution. Nothing was lost except the friction.

What the honest version has to show you

Three rules. You can check all three by looking at the screen, without a lawsuit.

Case study

Adobe

The government alleged Adobe pre-selected an annual plan carrying an early termination fee of half the remaining contract, disclosed in fine print at sign-up and surfaced plainly only at cancellation. Adobe disputed the characterization and settled without admitting wrongdoing. The two screens below show the same plan, at the same price. The only difference is when the cost of leaving is stated.

Compliant
Annual plan, paid monthly
$22.99 / month
Early termination fee: 50% of what remains
Same size as the price, on the sign-up screen, before you agree to anything.
Not compliant
Annual plan, paid monthly
$22.99 / month
Plan commits you for twelve months. See terms for cancellation charges and how they are calculated.
Fine print and a small link. You find out what leaving costs on the day you try to leave.
The checklist, on the run you just did
Leaving took no more steps than joining
Any cancellation fee was shown upfront, as big as the price
One action, one confirmation
A four-year investigation becomes a five-minute look.

Same company. Same skill. Pointed one way only.

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You just tried to cancel

How many screens did it take?

Signing up took one tap. Leaving took however many screens you just clicked through. Somebody at that company decided how many, and then tested it to make sure it worked.

The part nobody says out loud

Here is the strange part. This has been illegal since 2010.

"Sellers must provide simple mechanisms for a consumer to stop recurring charges."

Restore Online Shoppers' Confidence Act  ·  15 U.S.C. § 8403

Sixteen years later, nobody has ever said what simple means. Not Congress, not the FTC, not a single court. So a company can run a fifteen-screen exit and honestly say nobody ever told them where the line was, and they would have a point. We already have the law. What we are missing is one definition.

What the record already proves
$2.5B

Amazon, 2025. A $1B civil penalty, the largest ever for an FTC violation, plus $1.5B returned to subscribers.

$150M

Adobe, 2026. Undisclosed early-termination fees and a cancellation path the complaint called deliberately obstructed.

35M

People signed up or held onto by these flows in the Amazon case, by the FTC's count.

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Definitions written. Seven years of enforcement and billions in settlements later, the word still means whatever a company says it means.

Two details from the case are worth sitting with. Amazon called the cancellation flow Iliad internally, after the ten-year war. And once the lawsuit made that flow expensive, they rebuilt it in about a month. They could have done it at any point. They just did not have a reason to.

The ask

Define the word. Three tests, and the rest takes care of itself.

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Same place, same effort

Cancellation must be available through the same medium the subscription was entered in, and take no more steps than signing up did.

2
No detours, no offers in the path

Retention offers, surveys and benefit reminders may not be placed between the request and the cancellation. They can be shown after it completes.

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Equal prominence

The control that ends the subscription must be as visible as the one that keeps it. No gray-on-gray, no buried link, no default focus on the button that means stay.

What that looks like in practice is a button and one confirmation screen. Netflix has done it for years. Nobody had to hire a team for it.

Why it can actually pass
No new act, no new agency

This is one subsection added to a law that already exists and is already being enforced.

The record is finished

Two federal cases, $2.65B in settlements, and the FTC has already written a version of this rule once. Nobody has to start from scratch.

The cost is known

About thirty states already have automatic-renewal laws on the books, so companies know roughly what it costs to comply.

It survives the challenge that killed the rule

The FTC's click-to-cancel rule was thrown out over how it was made, not what it said. Putting the words in the statute itself avoids that problem.

The honest limit

A definition will not make anybody cancel anything. All it does is make leaving as easy as joining was.

Companies will still make good offers to keep you, and plenty of people will still forget what they are paying for. That is fine. The argument is smaller than that: a company should not get to keep charging you because it made the way out hard to find.

Sources
Restore Online Shoppers' Confidence Act, 15 U.S.C. §§ 8401–8405 (2010).
FTC v. Amazon.com, Inc., No. 2:23-cv-00932 (W.D. Wash.), settled September 2025.
FTC and DOJ v. Adobe Inc., No. 5:24-cv-04176 (N.D. Cal.), settled 2026.
FTC, Negative Option Rule ("click to cancel"), 16 C.F.R. Part 425, vacated on procedural grounds, 8th Cir. 2025.
Einav, Klopack and Mahoney, "Selling Subscriptions," 2025.
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